FLUID GENDER
Jimmy to Teacher:
“Sir, sir!”
“Yes, Jimmy?”
“H-how are b-baby cats m-made, sir?”
“Why, that’s simple Jimmy;
Male cat + Female cat = baby cat.”
“A-and d-dogs, sir?”
“Just the same, Jimmy;
Male dog + Female dog = baby dog.”
“A-and m-monkeys, sir?”
“It all follows the same pattern, Jimmy;
Male monkey + Female monkey = baby monkey”
“A-and baby p-people, sir?”
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…
“Well, uh… that’s complicated, Jimmy.”